just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
