Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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