Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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