Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I love black thongs
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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