i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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