I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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