All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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