yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It's official drugs can't kill me
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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