Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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