okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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