i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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