You're so nebulous sometimes
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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