I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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