I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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