It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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