these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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