If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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