I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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