I wish i was in the wii world.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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