Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Randomize
