So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
