scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I love you. Go after that dick
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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