So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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