I'd wear matching sweaters with you
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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