We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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