People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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