Yo dont text me then not text me
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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