I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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