are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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