just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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