There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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