you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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