Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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