How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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