420 ftw
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
