i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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