any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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