Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My breasts were aching with rage.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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