i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
be right there i have to get my cape
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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