She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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