i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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