She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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