.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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