I just cut my nipple shaving
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm really busy with my period
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