Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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