We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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