After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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