So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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