I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
id be glad to
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
