i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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