he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
sex in a hospital.. check
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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